Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben
he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like
maybe i am ben
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.
if u have boobs ur a slut
wow my mom is such a slut